2007-12-27 // 01:16:11
Stefano

My days and nights? Without you?
Perish the thought, dumpling!
What an unpleasant exercise in theoretical thinking *that* would be.
I’d probably just spend all evening moodily sharpening my pencils and making anagrams out of dirty phrases.

& by the way I’ll take the South African stamps in the following denominations:

Bahamian dollars or else Namibian dollars, Isle of Man pounds & New Caledonian francs.

Thanks duchess.

stefano

^ DUMPLING is correct. What with the over 50 thing about which your gender need not worry about. Not to mention childbirth which I was privy to via my mother and father and in no other way. Less fattening to have doggies and kitties.The S.A. stamps will come in Zimbabwean dollars. Considering that about a million Zim Dollars are equal to $1US..So I would be making them in denominations of a million up. Which would mean the stamps would have to be letter size in order to accomodate the text. How fun would that be? Except Zimbabweans might eat the stamps or letters and they have no bread or milk, never mind anything else. And that breaks my heart. We are so lucky to have pencils to sharpen, lemon merangue pies over which to drool, never mind _Polaroids My seriously Bleeding heart.. T

^ more via email which you hate. too bad!

2007-12-26 // 23:08:21
Stefano

Oho. This one is so beautiful & idyllic it made me cough.
I will sit down. And linger. If I may.
This would make a wonderful postage stamp. You should tap the French government on the shoulder.

^ yes. A good french postage stamp indeed.You have put the lil light on in may head..I made my own south african stamps using polaroids. You can get a set if you ask nicely. hey come in denominations of 10 rupees, 12 marks, 20 rubels, and 30francs

^ What would your days and nights be like without me, dear pear? An endless grey wasteland of helvetica, homework and term papers? TFG

^ You should tap the French government on the shoulder... Well, even clubbing them over the head wouldn't do because I am Americaine- (even if by naturalization)- which is a non -non..in these balmy days of Bush/Satan